Haha! This is the United States of America, aka Alfred F. Jones. You all know me anyways so no need to introduce myself.
Though I don't know you, my fellow citizens or future citizens, or simply tourists who will help boost my economy! I understand that you all want to know about me personally, ask me questions, or you just want to talk to the one and only. So the Hero will answer anything that catches my interest!
Whether it's a question, advice, or just a greeting, I'll answer because I'm the Hero!
This is Alfred F. Jones, aka The United States of America, and I approve of this Tumblr account.
So I’ma get to answering more questions! Hahahaha!!! Just let this hero get himself to feel at home again and I’ll get back to you lovely people!
